EDWARD ABBEY QUOTES III

American author (1927-1989)

Grab a woman. Help the movement. Liberate a woman tonight. You'll get stale out here in the woods, living like a bear. Your balls will shrink, your tongue grow stiff and heavy. Your mind will wither away. Whatever became of William Gatlin? Went mad flogging his bloody duff.

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The Serpents of Paradise

Tags: women


Growth for the sake of growth is a cancerous madness.

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"Water", Desert Solitaire

Tags: growth


I am not an atheist but an earthiest.

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"Down the River", Desert Solitaire

Tags: atheism


I try to think of a favorite among my arid-country flowers. But I love them all. How could we be true to one without being false to all the others?

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Beyond the Wall: Essays from the Outside

Tags: flowers


I'm a humanist; I'd rather kill a man than a snake.

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"Serpents of Paradise", Desert Solitaire


In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal.

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Postcards from Ed: Dispatches and Salvos from an American Iconoclast

Tags: scandal


Let us hope our weapons are never needed -- but do not forget what the common people of this nation knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny.

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Abbey's Road

Tags: guns


Love can defeat that nameless terror. Loving one another, we take the sting from death.

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Down the River

Tags: love


Love is a disease. A social disease. A romantic, venereal, medieval disease. A hangover from the days of the fornicating troubadours and the gentlemen in iron britches.

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The Serpents of Paradise

Tags: love


Man the Pest, multiplied to the swarming stage, is attacking the remaining forests like a plague of locusts on a field of grain.

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"The Crooked Wood", The Journey Home

Tags: men


No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness (Vox Clamantis in Deserto)

Tags: tyranny


Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely an illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu, and seaweed slime.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: diet, food


Nothing could be older than the daily news, nothing deader than yesterday's newspaper.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness (Vox Clamantis in Deserto)

Tags: newspapers


Oh! For love, for the painfully nourished, tenderly cherished, sweet frenzies illusion, the known-illusion within the globule of sentimental cynicism. For romantic love, then, I sacrifice honor, decensy, human kindness, charity, honesty, friendship and the future -- all, (ah!) for love!

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The Serpents of Paradise

Tags: love


One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothing can beat teamwork.

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The Monkey Wrench Gang

Tags: stupidity, teamwork


Poor Hayduke: won all his arguments but lost his immortal soul.

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The Monkey Wrench Gang


Society is like a stew. If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: society


The best cure for the ills of democracy is more democracy.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: democracy


The most attractive feature of Alaska, I say, is its small, insignificant human population.

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Beyond the Wall: Essays from the Outside


The tragedy of modern war is not so much that the young men die but that they die fighting each other--instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: war, death