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A lot of folks would do more prayin' if they could find a soft spot for their knees.
KEN ALSTAD
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Brains in the head saves blisters on the feet.
KEN ALSTAD
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A good drinking buddy never heard the story before.
KEN ALSTAD
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Teeth and memory weaken with age.
KEN ALSTAD
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Second-hand gold is as good as new.
KEN ALSTAD
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It's hard to put a foot in a shut mouth.
KEN ALSTAD
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
KEN ALSTAD
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Saddle your horse before sassin' the boss.
KEN ALSTAD
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A drunken tongue tells what's on a sober mind.
KEN ALSTAD
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It's easier to catch a horse than break him.
KEN ALSTAD
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Men and barbed wire have their good points.
KEN ALSTAD
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When you scalp a man more'n once, you begin to run out of hide.
KEN ALSTAD
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Kiddin' some folks is like kickin' a loaded polecat.
KEN ALSTAD
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Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.
KEN ALSTAD
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Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbwire fence.
KEN ALSTAD
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
KEN ALSTAD
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Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.
KEN ALSTAD
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Secrets are easy to hear and hard to keep.
KEN ALSTAD
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It's the far-off cows that wear the biggest horns.
KEN ALSTAD
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Lonesome makes friends of strangers.
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