JOHN KENDRICK BANGS QUOTES III

American author and humorist (1862-1922)

By some the harbor ne'er is won,
Despite the journey well begun;
The storm besets, and ruin lies
Where yesterday were fairest skies.

JOHN KENDRICK BANGS

"The Voyage", Songs of Cheer


As Eve was the only cook in all Christendom at the time, the idea of not coming home to dinner never occurred to Adam.

JOHN KENDRICK BANGS

The Autobiography of Methuselah

Tags: home


It is a safer rule, however, for the speaker to try to conciliate the hostile element, and it has been a rule of mine for the last five years to endeavor to locate such centers of frigidity as may be found before me, and then direct all my energies toward " thawing them out."

JOHN KENDRICK BANGS

From Pillar to Post


Whate'er there be of Sorrow
I'll put off till To-morrow,
And when To-morrow comes, why then
'T will be To-day and Joy again.

JOHN KENDRICK BANGS

"The Word", Songs of Cheer

Tags: sorrow


From earth, and sky, and sea,
Let cheer come unto me,
And mirth, and tenderness,
And all the things that bless,
That I may pass them on to those
Who suffer woes;
Not keep them for mine own.

JOHN KENDRICK BANGS

"The Gifts Divine", Songs of Cheer


To take things as they be --
Thet's my philosophy.
No use to holler, mope, or cuss --
If they was changed they might be wuss.

JOHN KENDRICK BANGS

"A Philosopher", Songs of Cheer