DOG QUOTES

quotations about dogs

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

ROBERT BENCHLEY

Chips Off the Old Benchley


And so of dogs 't were wrong to dogmatize
Without discrimination or degree;
For one may see, with half a pair of eyes,
That they have characters as well as we.

JOHN GODFREY SAXE

"Tale of a Dog"


The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.

CARRIE UNDERWOOD

"More Boys I Meet"


The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

MARK TWAIN

letter to W. D. Howells, Apr. 2-13, 1899


My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.

RITA RUDNER

stand-up routine


The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.

HENRY WARD BEECHER

Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

ANDY ROONEY

attributed, Planet Dog: A Doglopedia


To forget or deny that dogs are animals is to fundamentally misunderstand them, and our relationships. It puts them in an unresolvable bind. We love them more and more, and increasingly bring them into our homes and emotional lives. Yet almost all their natural behaviors--running free, hunting prey, having sex, rolling in gross stuff, chewing whatever they come across, peeing wherever they feel like it--are either illegal or repellent. Dogs are the most loved and abused of creatures. Nearly seventy million of them are under the care of humans, but another ten million languish in shelters, most doomed.

JON KATZ

Katz on Dogs


The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

SAMUEL BUTLER

Notebooks


It's a dangerous dog that doesn't bark.

KOBO ABE

The Woman in the Dunes


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

MARK TWAIN

Complete Tom Sawyer


Dogs are like their owners. If you get an uptight owner, you have an uptight dog. If you have an assertive owner, half drunk who thinks he owns the whole track, the dog will be the same. If you see that kind of person, he doesn't own a miniature Poodle.

JIM HEATH

Your Dog is Watching You


I love a good dog -- a good house dog that guards the premises and has an honest bark and loves my children. I love him because he loves me.

BILL ARP

"Bill Arp Philosophizes", Wallace's Monthly, May 1884


There are some dogs which, when you meet them, remind you that, despite thousands of years of manmade evolution, every dog is still only two meals away from being a wolf.

NEIL GAIMAN

Good Omens


Happiness is a warm puppy.

CHARLES M. SCHULZ

Happiness Is a Warm Puppy


We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and ... get more feet.

RITA RUDNER

"Real Estate", Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist


Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

DEAN KOONTZ

False Memory


One need only look at the open, friendly face of any dog to find evidence of their affable nature; dogs are fundamentally social creatures. They see the big picture. They appreciate togetherness. They care about others.

BRADLEY TREVOR GREIVE & RACHAEL HALE

Why Dogs are Better than Cats


Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

ORHAN PAMUK

My Name is Red


Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace.

MILAN KUNDERA

attributed, Dog Blessings