PLASTIC SURGERY QUOTES II
quotations about plastic surgery
I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
RITA RUDNER
stand-up routine
I'm all for women who get plastic surgery, because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance -- fake. We have shows like Extreme Make-Over: "I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least I look like it."
DANIEL TOSH
True Stories I Made Up
If one day I have wrinkles and I don't like it, I don't know if I'll cut myself but maybe... a little botox, fillers?
TYRA BANKS
"Plastic surgery is absolutely fantastic: Tyra Banks", Yahoo! Celebrity, August 12, 2012
No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face. I couldn't blow out the candles on my birthday cake.
JOAN RIVERS
"9 Crazy Things Celebs Have Said About Plastic Surgery", Byrdie, November 5, 2014
There are plastic surgery junkies who don't know when enough is enough. But it's the very rare person who allows herself to be turned into the Bride of Frankenstein ... a good plastic surgeon simply doesn't let you get an excessive amount of work done.
MICHELLE COPELAND
Change Your Looks, Change Your Life
Exercise: The Poor Man's Plastic Surgery!
ANONYMOUS
The neat division between roles and real selves reduces society to a masquerade party. Yet not even plastic surgery can heal the psychic disfigurements. The social evil reaches into the living fibers; people not only assume roles, they are roles.
RUSSELL JACOBY
Social Amnesia: A Critique of Conformist Psychology from Adler to Laing
Plastic surgery is a way for people to buy themselves a few years before they have to truly confront what ageing is, which of course is not that your looks are falling apart, but that you are falling apart and some-day you will have fallen apart and ceased to exist.
NORA EPHRON
"Get real -- ageing's not all Helen Mirren", Times Online, March 4, 2007
It is my personal philosophy regarding plastic surgery that you are much better off underdoing rather than overdoing something.
MICHAEL A. C. KANE
The Botox Book
Plastic surgery is a postmodern veil.
NAWAL EL SAADAWI
attributed, Pinterest
I hate when models say 'Oh, plastic surgery is just a wrong thing. What are you talking about? You won the genetic lottery. You look like this specimen that's making people feel insecure and you're going to ridicule someone for getting plastic surgery?
TYRA BANKS
"Plastic surgery is absolutely fantastic: Tyra Banks", Yahoo! Celebrity, August 12, 2012
Regardless of its origins, plastic surgery is now firmly entrenched in our collective psyche. This is evidenced by a short trip to a newsstand or bookstore, or by "surfing" through television or radio stations.
ALAN M. ENGLER
Bodysculpture