SEX QUOTES IX

quotations about sex

I don't write about sex because it's not really my subject. I love it when other people write about it, but it's not my subject, and I don't want anyone I've had sex with to write about it. Plus, you're in front of an audience, and they picture wherever you're writing about. I'm 52; no one in the audience wants to picture that.

DAVID SEDARIS

interview, Bohemian, June 2009

Tags: David Sedaris


The only sea I saw
Was the seesaw sea
With you riding on it.
Lie down, lie easy.
Let me shipwreck in your thighs.

DYLAN THOMAS

Under Milk Wood


Either sex alone is half itself.

ALFRED TENNYSON

The Princess

Tags: Alfred Tennyson


Food has it over sex for variety. Hedonistically, gustatory possibilities are much broader than copulatory ones.

JOSEPH EPSTEIN

Familiar Territory

Tags: Joseph Epstein


Sex is like the cherry on the top of a sundae, but you need to make the sundae first, if you get my drift.

ZANE

Dear G. Spot

Tags: Zane


Good sex is an all-day affair. You can't treat your wife like a servant and expect her to be eager to sleep with you at night. Your wife's sexual responsiveness will be determined by how willingly you help out with the dishes, the kids' homework, or that leaky faucet that drips throughout the night.

KEVIN LEMAN

Sheet Music: Uncovering the Secrets of Sexual Intimacy in Marriage


Seen through the glow of a building orgasm, a woman seems to blaze with angelic glory.

LARRY NIVEN

Ringworld

Tags: Larry Niven


Sex has to do with imagination, so the sky is the limit. If you're not doing bodily harm, why shouldn't you do what turns you on?

JACK LALANNE

interview, Playboy, 1984

Tags: Jack LaLanne


When sex is readily available, it becomes far less of an issue. The anxiety of deprivation is gone, the dread of making excuses is gone; the guilt of withholding is gone. Talk about a great way to improve your relationship without talking!

PATRICIA LOVE

How to Improve Your Marriage Without Talking About It

Tags: Patricia Love


Multi-tasking during sex should not be an option.

BRUCE Y. LEE

"Why Women Are Losing Interest In Sex After A Year", Forbes, September 16, 2017


Musical beds is the faculty sport around here.

EDWARD ALBEE

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Tags: Edward Albee


Sex is an emotion in motion.

MAE WEST

attributed, The Concise Columbia Dictionary of Quotations

Tags: Mae West


Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

attributed, Quote Unquote: A Handbook of Quotations

Tags: George Bernard Shaw


If you don't encourage healthy sexual expression in public, you get unhealthy sexual expression in private. If you attempt to suppress sex in books, magazines, movies and even everyday conversation, you aren't helping to make sex more private, just more hidden. You're keeping sex in the dark. What we've tried to do is turn on the lights.

HUGH HEFNER

Playboy, January 1974

Tags: Hugh Hefner


Sex can sometimes become the most horrible of tasks.

CHARLES BUKOWSKI

Notes of a Dirty Old Man


Sex finds us. Sex sees through us. That's why it's so shattering. It strips us of appearances.

DON DELILLO

Cosmopolis

Tags: Don DeLillo


Lovemaking seems all too absurd when described.

DAN SIMMONS

The Rise of Endymion

Tags: Dan Simmons


When she's having sex, no woman remains grandiose.

ELFRIEDE JELINEK

The Piano Teacher

Tags: Elfriede Jelinek


Sex is not a service to be delivered, it's one part of a much bigger picture. There's a lot that needs to be attended to for lovemaking to stay alive and pleasurable.

ROBYN SALISBURY

"Dear Mrs Salisbury: My wife doesn't want to have sex", Stuff, September 17, 2017


If people get all the sex they can handle, they're so happy and content they just sit around and smile. I mean, you never feel aggressive just after you've gotten laid, right? Lots of sex for everybody, that's a solution to the world's problems.

TED TURNER

Playboy, August 1978

Tags: Ted Turner