VALENTINE'S DAY QUOTES II

quotations about Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day quote

I have to say that Valentine's Day is a totally ridiculous holiday. Any holiday where you don't get a paid day off of work is totally wrong to begin with. Furthermore, the number of people who are depressed by the Valentine's Day hooplah is far greater than the number of people who actually enjoy it.

DELPHINE HIRSH

The Girls' Guide to Surviving a Break-Up


Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Hamlet

Tags: William Shakespeare


I've dreamed of this a thousand times before
in my dreams I couldn't love you more
I will give you my heart
until the end of time
you're all I need, my love, my Valentine

MARTINA MCBRIDE

"Valentine"


Happy Valentine's Day to those who have found love, in whatever shape or form, and to those who are still hunting, don't give up. If you feel bad, send yourself a card. You must be worth it.

JEANETTE WINTERSON

"Valentines Day: 20 Quotes to Say I Love You", International Business Times, February 13, 2014

Tags: Jeanette Winterson


What's Valentine's Day about except the desperate search to find someone to spend Valentine's Day with? It just shows that love has become a marketing campaign, like everything else. You buy into it and lose everything.

DAVID LEVITHAN

Marly's Ghost


What I'd like to know is how many fights/breakups/divorces occur because of Valentine's Day compared to other days of the year? The men sit at home and wait in fear in case they've done the wrong thing. The women who didn't receive flowers at work rush home snarling. There's so much pressure on relationships on Valentine's Day its practically unbearable. People all over the world are pushed into proposing when they're not quite ready. I know this for a fact because I see them a few months down the line (they're the guys who hit the office mid-March with the scared, wild-horse-like eyes that flick all over the room searching for exit points).

ALLISON RUSHBY

Hating Valentine's Day


To me, modern day Valentine's Day is about as romantic as Roman men picking names from a bucket. It's a day for people who need an excuse to feel in love. People who need a day to put aside all their issues and go out for dinner and hold hands and post a photo on Instagram to show everyone how happy they are.

MARY GROSS

"Valentine's Day is a dumb holiday and you know it", Charlotte Agenda, February 2, 2017


Valentine's Day is the one day when partners try to make up for their lack of romance on other days by going big when everyone's watching.

NICOLE YI

"6 Reasons Valentine's Day Is Completely Overrated", Pop Sugar, February 14, 2017


Valentine's Day is like society collectively deciding to be politically incorrect toward single people.

BRUCE Y. LEE

"If You're Not Happy During Valentine's Day, You're Not Alone", Forbes, February 14, 2017


I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then? Ten grand?

JAY LENO

attributed, The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes


While fewer are planning to celebrate Valentine's Day this year, millions of shoppers will still make room in their budgets to spoil their loved ones.

PAM GOODFELLOW

"Love Hurts: Valentine's Day Spending Is Expected To Drop By 7%", Forbes, February 13, 2017


For Valentine's Day, some KFCs are letting you send a loved one a heart-shaped bucket of fried chicken. And even better, if you really hate someone, you can send them two buckets.

CONAN O'BRIEN

Conan O'Brien, February 9, 2017

Tags: Conan O'Brien


Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.

FERNANDO PESSOA

"Tobacco Shop"

Tags: Fernando Pessoa


Shower your spouse with love on a daily basis, for when it comes to love, everyday is Valentine's Day.

R. HIXON

attributed, Fantabulous Quotes of Wisdom


Guess what? There's no law saying you must celebrate Valentine's Day. Not since the last time I checked, anyway. If you find Valentine's Day painful, corny, commercial, or plain old irritating, ignore it. Abracadabra, Valentine's Day is gone. Poof!

VIKKI ZIEGLER

"Valentine's Day Is Just Another Tricky Day When You're Divorced", Huffington Post, January 26, 2017


It's been projected that Americans will spend over $13 billion this Valentine's Day. And guys who forget Valentine's Day will spend over $100 billion.

CONAN O'BRIEN

Conan, February 13, 2012

Tags: Conan O'Brien


On Valentine's Day, Americans spend $367 million on their pets. That seems like a waste. You don't need to wine and dine your dog. Either way, he's going to hump your leg.

JIMMY KIMMEL

Jimmy Kimmel Live!, February 14, 2012


All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

CHARLES M. SCHULZ

attributed, Quotes To Remember


Valentine's Day is different. It's about the two of you. And no matter how you justify it by thinking it's a day of love in general, it's not. Yes, you can buy Valentine's Day cards for your son or daughter, mother and father, co-workers and friends to try to make it better. But there's really no escaping what it really is--a holiday for lovers.

BONNIE KAYE

Bonnie Kaye's Straight Talk


Valentine's Day: the day women all around the world wait eagerly to discover the new and wonderful ways their husbands and boyfriends will disappoint them.

JIMMY KIMMEL

Jimmy Kimmel Live, February 11, 2016

Tags: Jimmy Kimmel