WIT QUOTES IV

quotations about wit

Wit is the clash and reconcilement of incongruities, the meeting of extremes round a corner.

LEIGH HUNT

Wit and Humour, Selected from the English Poets


Wit malignantly employed is like a crackling fire that with every fresh blaze sends out sparks. Take care that you are not burnt.

JOHN THORNTON

Maxims and Directions for Youth

Tags: John Thornton


A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

GEORGE MEREDITH

Diana of the Crossways


There was a monstrous deal of stupid quizzing and common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit.

JANE AUSTEN

letter to Cassandra, April 21, 1805

Tags: Jane Austen


Wit resembles a coquette; those who the most eagerly run after it are the least favored.

JOSEPH CHENIER

attributed, Day's Collacon


My wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs.

EDMOND ROSTAND

Cyrano de Bergerac


Her dry wit is so sharp that it leaves scars.

MIKE SCHULZ

River City Reader, January 24, 2016


Your wit is as sharp as your....um. Hmm. I dunno. Whatever you have that's sharp.

LEAVEWELLENOUGHALONE

user comments posted on slashfilm, February 1, 2016


Too much wit makes the world rotten.

ALFRED TENNYSON

Idylls of the King

Tags: Alfred, Lord Tennyson


Wit is the capacity to fine-tune to context.

RICHARD COYNE

Mood and Mobility: Navigating the Emotional Spaces of Digital Social Networks


Quick wit is lauded by friends and foes alike.

TRISTAN HOPPER

National Post, August 17, 2015


Where judgment has wit to express it, there's the best orator.

WILLIAM PENN

Some Fruits of Solitude

Tags: William Penn


A fatalistic Irish wit is a famously effective coping mechanism.

JACK MCENENY

"McEneny waiting for words", Albany Times Union, March 11, 2017


His wit is his new bat and the Twitter handle his new pitch.

JAIDEEP GHOSH

"Sachin Tendulkar Seeks Caption For Picture With Virender Sehwag", NDTV, April 5, 2017


Wit is well-bred insolence.

ARISTOTLE

Rhetoric

Tags: Aristotle


A clever wit is always timeless.

KATE WINGFIELD

Metro Weekly, January 14, 2016


The mere wit is only a human bauble. He is to life what bells are to horses--not expected to draw the load, but only to jingle while the horses draw.

HENRY WARD BEECHER

Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit

Tags: Henry Ward Beecher


Wit is Welcome. Timely Wit, Even More So. Show me one person who doesn't like a good laugh and I'll show you a hypocrite.

ROHAN AYYAR

"5 Brands Winning on Social Media -- And What You can Learn From Them", Business 2 Community, January 21, 2016


A good wit ill employed is dangerous in a commonwealth.

DEMOSTHENES

attributed, Day's Collacon


At our wittes end.

JOHN HEYWOOD

Proverbs

Tags: John Heywood