WIT QUOTES V

quotations about wit


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Her dry wit is so sharp that it leaves scars.

MIKE SCHULZ
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River City Reader, January 24, 2016


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Wit is Welcome. Timely Wit, Even More So. Show me one person who doesn't like a good laugh and I'll show you a hypocrite.

ROHAN AYYAR

"5 Brands Winning on Social Media -- And What You can Learn From Them", Business 2 Community, January 21, 2016


Wit in conversation is only a readiness of thought and a facility of expression, or (in the midwives' phrase) a quick conception, and an easy delivery.

ALEXANDER POPE

"Thoughts on Various Subjects"

Tags: Alexander Pope


Wit is the Fruitful Womb where Thoughts conceive.

DANIEL DEFOE

A Second Volume of the Writings of the Author of The True-born Englishman

Tags: Daniel Defoe


I think humor is warmer, and wit is colder. Wit is judgment, whereas humor invites some sort of response.

FRAN LEBOWITZ

"In Conversation: Fran Lebowitz with Phong Bui", The Brooklyn Rail, March 4, 2014

Tags: Fran Lebowitz


Wit is the capacity to fine-tune to context.

RICHARD COYNE

Mood and Mobility: Navigating the Emotional Spaces of Digital Social Networks


A sentence is but a cheveril glove to a good wit;
How quickly the wrong side may be turned outward!

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Twelfth Night


Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things.

JULIUS CHARLES HARE

Guesses at Truth

Tags: Julius Charles Hare


Have you summoned your wits from wool-gathering?

THOMAS MIDDLETON

The Family of Love


It is as offensive to speak wit in a fool's company, as it would be ill manners to whisper in it; he is displeased at both for the same reason, because he is ignorant of what is said.

ALEXANDER POPE

"Thoughts on Various Subjects"


Many would live by their Wits, but break for want of Stock.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Poor Richard's Almanack, 1750

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His wit is his new bat and the Twitter handle his new pitch.

JAIDEEP GHOSH

"Sachin Tendulkar Seeks Caption For Picture With Virender Sehwag", NDTV, April 5, 2017


A clever wit is always timeless.

KATE WINGFIELD

Metro Weekly, January 14, 2016


Luckily, wit is contagious.

NICHOLAS CRONK

"Voltaire and the one-liner", Oxford University Press blog, March 10, 2017


Too much wit makes the world rotten.

ALFRED TENNYSON

Idylls of the King

Tags: Alfred, Lord Tennyson


Less judgment than wit, is more sail than ballast.

WILLIAM PENN

Fruits of Solitude

Tags: William Penn


When the drink is in the wit is out.

SONIA SIMS

Belfast Telegraph, January 23, 2016


There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

DOROTHY PARKER

The Paris Review, summer 1956

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He seemeth to be most ignorant that trusteth most to his wit.

PLATO

attributed, Day's Collacon

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Quick wit is lauded by friends and foes alike.

TRISTAN HOPPER

National Post, August 17, 2015